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Lothe at First Sight

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My first encounter with Janet was a discussion about the cruelty of animals.

"i know the way they treat those cows...' i lamented.

"it's so cruel, I'm considering writing a letter." she chirped.

"cruel?", i teased "they're treated like princes, I'm circulating a petition to increase cruelty to animals."

"my god, that's awful" she muttered with abject horror.

"I know, it's got to be nipped in the bud, like this whole stunning the animals thing. If i had my way they would be put down with the Tenderizer." i chimed.

"what in the name of god is a Tenderizer?" she was looking a bit green at this point.

"It's a boxing glove with barbed wire wrapped around it" i triumphantly sipped my milk.

It was not, in the traditional sense, a success wooing her.
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XxFUZEYxX's avatar
fabulous writing, if i do say so myself.